He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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