hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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