I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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