You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
