I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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