one two three fourrrrnication!
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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