my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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