What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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