Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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