I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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