She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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