In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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