Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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