If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Randomize
