I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize
