is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
