: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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