Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
