i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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