Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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