rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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