Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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