Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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