That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
