dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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