The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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