All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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