if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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