i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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