trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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