I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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