READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I want to be your penis for a week.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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