When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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