i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Alive.
So much puke
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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