He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize