She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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