What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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