I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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