Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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