Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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