Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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