the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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