Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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