it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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