I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
