Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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