you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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