the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The Olympian is in my bed
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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