Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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