Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
wat bout pragnant strippers??
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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