I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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