Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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