Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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