I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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