He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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