Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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